{"product_id":"ears","title":"Ears","description":"\u003cb\u003eA new haunted house novella by the new master of horror, Stephen Graham Jones, in which a mysterious girl in lavender footie pajamas will do anything to keep her house from being sold.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMr. Morning Gun, the hapless narrator of this first-person novella, is a disgraced history teacher who is now an unhoused person who is largely living within his electric car and the empty homes he looks after for local real estate agencies in a specific way: he flushes the empty houses’ toilets to keep, primarily, the wax seals on the toilets fresh, and the plumbing flowing. For this, he gets a bit of money under the table.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eOne day, at “The Messner House,” he gets caught by an aggressive realtor having a tryst. When the ghost of the previous owners’ missing child intervenes, killing the couple and saving the former teacher, Mr. Morning Gun finds himself embroiled into an ever-increasing layer of cover-ups as the girl in the lavender footie pajamas keeps killing folks to keep the house empty, except for him.","brand":"Stephen Graham Jones","offers":[{"title":"Expected Release - March 9\/27","offer_id":51898184925501,"sku":null,"price":21.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0709\/0831\/3917\/files\/BNCImageAPI_2d6e36b4-c74f-4c92-9d74-0c9569f19179.jpg?v=1782855796","url":"https:\/\/thebookarchive.ca\/products\/ears","provider":"The Book Archive","version":"1.0","type":"link"}