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Only one of them will be allowed to leave this level.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf they all want to survive, they’re going to need a little help from a veteran or two.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is what they’ve been fighting toward.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis is war.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis inevitable ruin.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e--\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMatt Dinniman \u003c\/strong\u003eis the best-selling writer and artist from Gig Harbor, Washington. He is the published author of dozens of short stories and a gaggle of books. In addition, his art publications—from greeting cards to stationery kits to calendars—can be found in boutique and stationery shops around the world. 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Well, normal for the dungeon.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRaces. Get from point A to point B, and don’t come in last. After each race, they pick an upgrade for their vehicle and the track gets more challenging. It all seems a little \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003etoo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e normal, a little \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003etoo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e simple.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIgnore those strange glitches that are occurring with increasing frequency. Don’t listen to those whispers about what’s happening on the mysterious eleventh floor, something the system AI calls \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eA Parade of Horribles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Nobody, not even the showrunners, knows what that means. 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Being stuck with her prize-winning show cat. And you know what’s worse than that? An alien invasion, the destruction of all man-made structures on Earth, and the systematic exploitation of all the survivors for a sadistic intergalactic game show. That’s what.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJoin Coast Guard vet Carl and his ex-girlfriend’s cat, Princess Donut, as they try to survive the end of the world—or just get to the next level—in a video game–like, trap-filled fantasy dungeon. A dungeon that’s actually the set of a reality television show with countless viewers across the galaxy. Exploding goblins. Magical potions. Deadly, drug-dealing llamas. This ain’t your ordinary game show.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eWelcome, Crawler. Welcome to the Dungeon. Survival is optional. 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